Since 1918, Tarzan has been a character well-suited for the
big-screen. Start with a young boy raised by apes who grows to be the king of
the jungle, throw in a love-interest named Jane and a mustache-twirling villain,
and you’ve got the makings of high adventure right away. For director David
Yates, such simplicity just isn’t good enough for the latest vine-swinging adventure
in the form of THE LEGEND OF TARZAN.
Tarzan (Alexander Skarsgard), now known as his birth name of
John Clayton III, has left life in the jungle for a life of domestication with
his wife Jane (Margot Robbie), but is coaxed back into the wild by civil rights
activist George Washington Williams (Samuel L. Jackson), who suspects some foul
play in the country of Africa. But the trip is being orchestrated by the
corrupt Leon Rom (Christoph Waltz), who is looking to capture Tarzan and turn
him over to hostile natives to gain the rights to diamonds.
THE LEGEND OF TARZAN is a film which is burdened with a
convoluted plot which didn’t need to be as thick as the baddest bush in the
jungle. There’s a lot of talk-talk-talk about civil rights, diamonds, a secret
army, and a King who has defaulted on his loans. Things pick up when Leon Rom
fails to capture Tarzan and settles on Jane instead, which leads to Tarzan
rampaging through the wild to catch them. On paper there’s enough there to
sustain the film, but the adventure has no momentum as things have to stop
every now and then to talk about all the politics involved, and the stakes
involved are never really made clear which gives the whole thing a “who cares”
vibe.
Director David Yates adds to the blandness by doing nothing
with his characters. Tarzan has little to achieve other than chasing Jane and
punching apes, and the character finishes the film in the same state of mind as
when he started…and the big guy seems to have zero issues with transitioning
from the domestic life back to the jungle. Jane is treated even worse as just a
plain-old damsel in distress, and George Washington Williams, who is based on a
true character from the American Civil War who fought to abolish slavery, feels
like he would add some serious-issue angles to the film but winds up as nothing
more than a sidekick-buffoon stumbling through the jungle. To top it off, Leon
Rom is driven by nothing more than greed. Snore.
As a character who communicates with animals, Tarzan can be
a high-concept to buy into. Certain touches work, but the CGI work done on the
animals only works part of the time…which has us watching Tarzan fight and
cuddle with unrealistic-looking blobs on the screen and the artificial jungle
environments are stunning in some places and very fake in others. Rupert
Gregson-Williams contributes a very good score, and cinematographer Henry
Braham films some great-looking scenes which don’t involve fake apes and bugs.
The goddamn 3D is shit.
Acting is an odd mix. Alexander Skargsgard looks like a
great Tarzan (he looks amazingly like the Disney version), and has a great
presence on screen. He’s given minimal dialogue to work with, which seems
fitting for a character raised by apes but takes away opportunities for him to
truly act. Margot Robbie shows a lot of fire and spirit when she’s not tied
down to something, and Samuel L. Jackson just plays Samuel L. Jackson. Christoph
Waltz plays the exact same character he’s played in his last 13 movies (yawn). Djimon
Housou, who appears as a tribal chief, is terrific as he always is.
The finale includes a big battle (groan) on a ship complete with
a big explosion and a machine gun (double-groan), and with whatever everyone
was fighting over never really clear, all the noise means very little. By movie’s
end there’s also the realization that Tarzan never spends a lot of time in
jungle doing Tarzan-things, and instead spends the movie in houses, trains, and
boats. THE LEGEND OF TARZAN is a failure to grasp the simplest of characters
and simplest of concepts, and provides nothing that the audience would want to
see. This is an adventure that never should have left the house.
BOTTOM LINE: Fuck it
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