Five months ago, Universal Studios, the studio responsible for
originally bringing horror to the silver screens and pop culture in 1930’s with
DRACULA, FRANKENSTEIN, THE MUMMY, and THE WOLFMAN, announced a new series of
films based on those very classic characters, called the Dark Universe. The announcement came with a fair amount of fanfare;
ranging from a teaser-trailer to a casting photo which included veteran Oscar-winning
actors; including Javier Bardem, Russell
Crowe, Johnny Depp, and Tom Cruise. The new series would be taking a page out
of the Marvel playbook; a connected series of films with characters crossing
over and building a single franchise out of many.
That long-range plan, if there actually was one, seems to be
in serious trouble after today’s news that writer-producers Alex Kurtzman and
Chris Morgan, the captains and architects of the Dark Universe¸ would be departing the franchise. The move is the
latest in the demise of the Dark Universe,
beginning with their first release this year, THE MUMMY, which bombed
financially and was blasted by fans critics, and the delay of production on THE
BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN. So after one movie and less than half a year, the Dark Universe is suddenly a ship without
a captain, rudder, or even a sail.
How did it come to this? How did Universal, one of the
oldest studios in Hollywood, so badly bungle their collection of the most famed
and classic characters of all time? A lack of patience and understanding of their
properties are the biggest mistakes they’ve made, and THE MUMMY displayed both
of those blunders. The film didn’t play out as its own story, and instead came
across as a feature-length trailer for five other movies. It was also
over-loaded with CGI spectacle, and was a far cry from the roots of horror. And
a horror movie that doesn’t scare is always bound to fail with fans, critics,
or even the most casual person in the theatre.
So what now? The Dark
Universe hasn’t been announced as officially scrapped. Not yet anyway. To
do so would be to admit defeat and risk looking ridiculous after the big
rollout earlier this year. Universal is most certainly scrambling behind the
scenes, but if they can hire the right writers and actually make a goddamn
movie that’s scary and tells its own
story, the ship can always be righted. After all, it was only a few years ago
before famed comic-characters The Hulk and Spider-man were laughing stocks of
the industry after a near-decade of lousy movies, and today they are at a peak
of popularity thanks to some solid films. Universal deserves to fall on their
face after their impatience in trying to build a franchise instead of
concentrating on one film at a time (everyone wants to go to the party, but no
one wants to cook), but even if they deserve failure, that’s not something fans
want to see. Dracula, Frankenstein, the Mummy, and the Wolfman are some of the
most iconic characters in history, and to see them return to silver-screen
glory wouldn't be a trick...but a treat.
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