In 2004, director James Wan had his killer cinematic debut
with SAW, in which the notorious Jigsaw placed victims in deadly “games”
designed to teach a morality lesson about the value of life. It was a
well-needed refresh of originality that the horror genre had been needing. Six convoluted
sequels later, and seven years after the supposed final chapter, we come the
eighth film in the franchise, JIGSAW.
Ten years after the death of the Jigsaw Killer, a group of
victims (Mandela Van Peebles, Laura Vandervoort, Brittany Allen, and Paul
Braunstein) with shady pasts find themselves trapped in a deadly maze of
horrific traps, designed to force them to confess their sins. As they fail
their tests, their bodies are found and investigated by two detectives (Callum
Keith Rennie and Cle Bennett), and two coroners (Matt Passmore and Hannah Emily
Anderson), and the trail leads them to believe that Jigsaw may not be dead
after all…
JIGSAW is a film with two distinct storylines. The first
spends its time in the deadly maze, where the group of victims, handpicked
because of their sins, make their way through the house of horrors. The second
is a police procedural with cops and coroners on the trail of the bodies, with
the mystery if Jigsaw really did die five movies ago the connecting thread
between the two narratives.
Long-time fans of this franchise will be happy to know that
this has all the trademark strengths of a SAW movie, with horrific traps,
amputations, bloodshed, misdirection, and plenty of twists and turns. But it
also comes with its traditional weakness in one-dimensional characters. As
usual, the victims are scummy people who probably deserve
their grisly fates, so who cares about them…and the cops/good guys are
unlikeable grumps who also deserve a saw-blade to the neck. It’s no fun to be
around anyone in this film. As for the famed traps, this time they are bigger
(a giant meatgrinder), lazier (a silo filling up with grain and pointy
objects), and downright stupid (laser beams). The realm of believability gets
hacked up within the first 10 minutes.
Directed by the Spierig Brothers, JIGSAW builds its
narrative around misdirection and guess-work. The film may be going one way
before veering off to another, and while there are some good surprises, it all
feels very basic and been-there-done-that. There are a lot of elements borrowed
from previous entries, and the long-awaited big twist ending comes with a
shrug. Pacing is brisk and the 92 minutes fly by, and for an R-rated film the
gore is on the light side. For a horror movie there is zero atmosphere, no tension building, and is very bland.
Acting is ho-hum. Laura Vandervoort and Hannah Emily
Anderson get the heaviest lifting and handle their parts very well, and Mandela
Van Peebles (son of Mario) is also very good. Everyone else just grumbles and
screams.
It’s no real secret that the Jigsaw Killer does indeed show
up and is once again brilliantly played by Tobin Bell, with the mystery of how
he’s still appearing the real draw of the film. The ultimate explanation,
again, borrows too much from previous films, and there is a lot that could have
been wrapped up a lot tighter. This is a needless chapter in an already tired
series, which as a film is lazily constructed, and as a horror flick doesn’t
offer one goddamn scary moment. And besides the filmmaking flaws, it adds
nothing to the overall series. Dumb and pointless.
BOTTOM LINE: Fuck it
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