PROLOUGUE: This blog has nothing to do with politics. This blogger refuses to step foot into that stinking pile of manure. This very first Reel Open Letter is a direct reaction to one asshole stepping foot into OUR pile of manure.
THE LETTER
Dear Mike Huckabee,
Fuck you. You pretentious douchbag. Your recent comments regarding Ms. Natalie Portman’s status as a single mom proves that you are self-righteous bastard living off the planet of reality.
If you believe Ms. Portman is a single mom by choice, and you criticize her for it, then fuck you. If she chooses to be a single parent, then that is her goddamn right as given to her by a whole bunch of quill-written words on parchment written 200 years ago. You might want to look it up.
If you believe Ms. Portman is a single mom by circumstance or bad luck, then fuck you. If she chose poorly in who to begin a relationship with, who to marry, or who to sleep with, then it’s none of your goddamn business. Her freedom to choose poorly is also written in that above-mentioned parchment.
Clearly, you have no business flapping your lips against Ms. Portman. You are not her god. Do the world a favor and stay out of her, and our business. Asshole.
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